every few months i think about that stupid viking and his stupid monk boyfriend and how neither of them got their stupid happy ending and that’s just really stupid.
why does everyone think eddie’s apartment was a shithole? huge open floorplan, enormous windows, tall ceilings, hardwood floors, exposed brick, and some great countertops.
i would literally murder someone to live in a unit that sweet.
if that’s what “rock bottom” looks like to this dude living in the
gentrification capital of the west coast, i wanna hit his all time low.
To be fair you need a big apartment just in case a big action scene breaks out.
regardless on whether tumblr follows through with the nsfw ban or not there is a 100% chance that “female presenting nipples” will become a cards against humanity white card
Literally any over used ‘cliche’ prompts or ideas can be spiced up by shoving space into the mix.
Soul mate AU but iN SPACE: sure, moving across the earth to find your soul mate is irritating but imagine crossing the galaxy and dealing with interspecies stuff. Like, ’ugh seriously? Dude quadrant sigma 17 is fuckin freezing and I hear the aliens there have got tentacles. I know I joked about having a tentacle kink but thaT WAS ONE TIME— STOP LAUGHING THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM’
Space dragons y’all: okay dragons are cool. But, like. Now in space. Dragons that feed off starlight, smol dragons that just narrowly are allowed by the intergalactic federation as an onboard travel companion. Dragons with sleek bodies decorated with blues and purples that are sometimes mistaken for galaxies and nebulas. There’s a whole other post on it that I’ll link to if I can find it again. Basically fantasy + space is amazing hmu with anything and everything related to this.
Intergalactic Pirates: please. I need this. You can have your crew member bonding and scavenging and being just as much a nuisance in the cosmos as you would’ve on the sea. But also, you can have your mermaids with it. This creature that breathes stardust and light and guides wayward ships, lost in the emptiness, or alternatively, plunge them into it’s eternal depths. At least the seas have a bottom. Space doesn’t. I beg—
College/University AUs: you can have all the joys of ur faves being dorky nerds but now with the added bonus of space. Your faves in pilot school. Or learning space politics. Or researching extraterrestrial zoology. Plus you get stuff like arguments over the last chocolate flavoured ration packs, or ’listen. I’m not saying it was me who broke the gravity generator but I can hear the techies angrily shouting please hide with me’ + gravity generator gets turned back on and convenient falling on top of each other.
’But what about earth specific clichés like a flowershop au or café shop au’ I hear you cry: you can have ur flowershop au but with flora from different planets. Like, have a cutesy gal trying to impress this florist with some flowers she found on planet Xyphilia and the florist having to gently point out that the scent produced is toxic or that ’hey, yeah um. Those are to request a mating ritual??’ OR EVEN BETTER, go off the beaten track. How about an intergalactic chop shop. Your fave isn’t really that bad at maintaining his shitty old ship but if it means seeing that cute mechanic then what’s a few dings— o shit wait he might’ve fucked up the engine fuCK
Elf androgyny and dwarf androgyny and orc androgyny are like three very different forms of androgyny and defiance of the binary and they’re all so good
Here for the underdogs 