curse-you:

lesbianfaramirs:

Very bold of us all to assume Gandalf has a gender and adheres to the modern gender binary

pippin at 3am: pretty fucked up that we assume gandalf is a man. they’re a maia. merry? wake up merry. listen. they’re sexless.

gandalf at 3am: I identify as Tired, peregrin took

Ri Brothers and braids pretty much.

ladynorthstar:

even shitty apartments are less shittier with your goo monster boyfriend.

I’m gonna say it

regrettablewritings:

Carlton Drake fighting Eddie Brock without their respective symbiotes intact was fucking hilarious because you got this veggie smoothie-slurping twink trying to fight this garbage-eating, tater tot-filled twunk at an air shuttle takeoff site like that’s trying to one-up the airport parking lot fight from Civil War in all the wrong ways. It’s like a noodle slapping at a breadstick.

And the only thing that could’ve made that scene ever better would be if you played the Pon Farr trial music from Star Trek over it. Cinematic masterpiece of our era.

Don t make a character lgbtq Without a reason

maidsonas:

Don’t worry I have a reason

I’m gay and I do what I want

I am not

badleetlebebe:

bi-bihaters:

I am not a whore

I am not confused

I am not going through a phase

I am not unfaithful

I am not complicated

I am not attracted everyone

I am not greedy

I am not needy

I am not sick

I am Bisexual

I am a whore.

I’m always confused.

I’m going through like 3 phases.

I can be unfaithful.

I am complicated.

I could be attracted to everyone.

I am greedy.

I am needy.

I am definitely sick.

I am bisexual. Fuck off.

geekandmisandry:

space-finally:

Things both bisexuals and asexuals are, appearantly:

1) gay and in denial

2) straight and looking for attention

Schrodinger’s Queer