Me: I am a writer, creator of worlds!
Inner me: You sit on a throne of unused notebooks!
Tag: me too
If your parents aren’t accepting of your identity I’m your mom now.
Drink some water. Take your meds. Make sure you eat. I love you.
its funny when people underestimate my ability to find shit out
Me, when bae is going off about a new passion/hobby:
ill be in my secret library kissing evil girls
*sensually de-robes from my red slutty velvet number as I slowly skinny dip into the tar pits and become an excellent preserved fossil that stuns scientists for years to come and yes my chanel black 6 inch heels are still in perfect condition*
latin word of the day: arborescere, to become a tree, to grow to be a tree
The only pain I want to feel in 2019 is the tattoo needle pain.
I wanna be the weird lady who lives in a small house and grows lavender and wears sundresses with straw hats and always has a book to recommend
Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream
Here for the underdogs 