TRUEEEE – Here for the underdogs

annabellehectorworldofweird:

Ahahahah sempre.. ❤️

my dad on mammia mia 2: i don’t know, i don’t really wanna go see a movie with a bunch of second tier abba songs

my mom, slamming her hands on the table: there is no such thing as a second tier abba song

sapphicauthor:

WHY WRITERS ARE HUMAN CATS:

always napping

will hiss if disturbed

kinda introverts

but also crave attention

megsmerizing-allurement:

lord-kitschener:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Female clothing: no pockets

Gollum’s 500 year old tattered rags: has pockets where he keeps "fishbones, goblins’ teeth, wet shells, a bit of bat-wing, a
sharp stone to sharpen his fangs on, and other nasty things.”

nanasketchdump:

averagefairy:

small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on

And big boob privileges are… Um…

Soft??

fakewine:

every zodiac season yall go “it’s time to be horny!”. every. single. one. gays just admit u wanting to get fingerblasted has less to do with the stars and more to do with ur internal beast yearning to get rawed

femmepeaxh:

sirens wouldn’t work on lesbians bc they’d be serenading us and we’d be like ‘oh she just means it as a friend! she’s being nice :)’