useless-sloveniafacts:

tugoslav:

useless-sloveniafacts:

tfw you can’t even participate in the ‘intelligence agency person monitoring you’ meme because your country’s intelligence agency — which, by the way, is called “OWL” (SOVA #ʘvʘkajjeto?) — is on strike

tfw the agent monitoring you develops class consciousness 

so 11 months after it started (back in Dec 2017), the strike is apparently still ongoing, but due to the nature of the line of work they are in, it is – hilariously enough –

still unclear both how many Slovene secret service agents are on strike and in what manner this strike is being effected

disappointed-pero-not-surprised:

libertarirynn:

sylveonce:

unpretty:

gregorydickens:

victorian-sexstache:

unpretty:

son-of-maglor:

fiskeorn:

elkian:

unpretty:

unpretty:

dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

Alton Brown is a real life supervillain

someone tell me what the fuck is going on