Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a bunch of sexual deviants.

thespectacularspider-girl:

What about side by side with a bunch of people who hate Tumblr?

dog-of-ulthar:

they just created a new paradigm where we have to claim every instance of nudity is art…we’ve entered a new phase of art history……..porn dadaism

Dada Kink.

pomki:

nsfw artists vs tumblr

sirfrogsworth:

(sound recommended)

A wisdom triplet.

Failure is life’s greatest teacher.

Stumps are corgi’s greatest hindrance.

Slow motion is humanity’s most wondrous creation.

moonlandingwasfaked:

wojak-penis-on-head-comic:

We should confess things before the tumblr bomb goes off like in a movie

bad idea. you see what people confess to here on a normal day? bad idea pal

argumate:

in bold countermove, PornHub announces new coffeehouse AU fanfiction category

stayhungry-stayfree:

averagelesbian:

My advice to everyone is to develop a thick skin but not to lose ur softness. Like moisturise spiritually

Why do I picture Jonathan from Queer Eye saying this?